What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What does a female lion call her mate?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Where do T-Rexes shop?