Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do you call octopus twins?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you call a small mom?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?