What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the bud so shy?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What name sounds like the past tense?
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