What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What vegetables make the best music?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?