What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

How did the tree feel in spring?