What do you call a puppy with a fever?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Where do birds go to drink?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

How do automobiles fly?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Who invented fractions?