What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do you call a pig thief?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Which former US President was always cold?