What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why did the echo get detention?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What was the first animal in space?
What fish sings the best?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
I broke my finger!
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