What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
A model plane.
What do you call a vacation at home?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What car can't keep a secret?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which fly makes films?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
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