What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?