What did the rug say to the floor?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What's the loudest sport?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?