What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

The museum curator needed a break.

What's a henway?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What animal knows kung fu?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why was the cat so small?

When do cows get tired?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?