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What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

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