What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why was the math book sad?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?