Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What does winter fat turn into?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What do jokesters study in college?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why do rhinos charge?