What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Where do stars go to college?

Which big cat never tells the truth?