What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
What says: oom oom oom?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
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