What do fairies always drink?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Are baby skunks cute?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What did the sick chicken say?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?