What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Where does laundry go to college?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What do you call the dog magician?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?