What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?