Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why are books always so angry?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why do trees have so many friends?