What car always breaks the rules?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What did the sick chicken say?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?