What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
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