What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Where do books sleep?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Which former US President was always cold?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What's black and white and red all over?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?