What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's the friendliest pen?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How are mountains able to see?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
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