What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Where do cats go on vacation?

How do frogs get to work?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?