What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call a pile of cats?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?