A book just fell on my head.

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What fish only swims at night?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?