Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What animal styles their hair every day?