What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?