What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
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