Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What's black and white and red all over?