Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why do bees buzz?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What did the confused bee say?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

How do eggs end a TV show?