Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What bird is losing its hair?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What is blue and not heavy?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why was the storm actually calm?