What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?