What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

How does a witch play loud music?