What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?