What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What should you wear to a tea party?

A book just fell on my head.

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why can you never find the number nine?