Why did the barber win the race?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?