How do you know a lawyer is lying?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's black and white and red all over?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?