What money do cats use to go shopping?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Why was the dog overweight?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What are the strongest days of the week?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?