Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What are you studying in math?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why do rodents make the best runners?