What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?