What's a reptile's favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz.
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
How long will dinner be?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's the most athletic footwear?
How do you organize a space party?
What says: oom oom oom?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
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