How much does freedom weigh?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?