What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Surprise!!!!

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What insect runs away from everything?