How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What's the scariest letter?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Where do tough ducks come from?