Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What animal has the most fun?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?