What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?