What is the quickest button on a radio?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

It's allergy season again?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do you call an exploding monkey?