Why do diners never serve lobster?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?