How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?