How can you farm during the winter?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?