Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
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