What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why did the lamb cross the road?