What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Do dads always snore?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

When do mice play every day?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Someone stole my mood ring!