What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why do dogs run in circles?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What's a frog's favorite year?