What's the coldest vegetable?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Where do books sleep?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?