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How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

How does a cow do math?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?