What do you call a fish without an eye?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What is the coolest country?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What do you call an old snowman?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

How many insurance policies do cats need?